Most people would rather be on a warm beach somewhere than typing meaningless-looking numbers into a spreadsheet, so here are some of the sand-filled paradises I wandered around in the last twelve months. I accept this might not improve your mood any - especially if where you are is cloaked in dense freezing fog (3C in Edinburgh the other day) - but it needn't be that bad, trust me. Simply look at the pictures, turn that desk lamp towards your face, and put your coffee mug to your ear and pretend it's a seashell. Probably best to wait until the boss is in a meeting first. And that the mug is empty...

City of York Bay, Rottnest Island, WA

Shell Beach, near Coral Bay, WA

Whitehaven Beach, Whitsunday Islands, QLD (2002). Edd still can't throw a decent forehand...

Castle Rock Beach, Sydney harbour

Palm Beach, of Home and Away fame

Curl Curl Beach, Northern Sydney

Freshwater Beach, Queenscliff, Northern Sydney

Manly Beach - king of all beaches...